1. Patrick doesn’t do gross things. His body is made up of kittens, Saturdays, 70 degree weather, first kisses, and butterflies. Trust me. I cut that bitch open once to check.
    – Pete Wentz (via boycottlovedetoxjusttoretox)

    (via jackbaracumquat)

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  2. captainarlert:

    I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I do know who’s gonna be my favorite character from like, two seconds of screen time. 

    (via jackbaracumquat)

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  3. queen-loki-crystalrose:

    Okay so I’m seriously curious for my asexual best friend. Can you please reblog this post if you are asexual, grey-ace, demisexual, or anywhere on the asexual spectrum

    Please reblog AND like this post if you’re also sex-repulsed

    (via theacenightwatch)

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  4. tunesforbreakfast:

    That girl thinks she’s the queen of the neighborhood.
    I got news for you, she is.

    -paula

    (via t-u-a-i)

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  5. dylanssourpussy:

    SPREAD THE WORD:

    THE NETHERLANDS IS PLANNING ON MAKING A LAW AGAINST CATCALLING AND INTIMIDATING OF WOMEN.

    THIS IS AMAZING PROGRESS !!!

    THE ASSOCIATION OF MEN EMANCIPATION IS TELLING ALL THE FATHERS TO NOT ONLY TELL YOUR DAUGHTERS TO BE CAREFUL BUT ALSO TELL YOUR SONS TO TREAT A WOMAN AS AN EQUAL!

    PLEASE VOTE HERE : CLICK

    IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND JUST ASK ME AND WE’LL WORK IT OUT ! 

    LET’S MAKE THIS HAPPEN!

    (via teamsciles)

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  6. nowaitstop:

You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals.

    nowaitstop:

    You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals.

    (via jackbaracumquat)

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  8. Reblog if you have read fan fiction better than some published books

    desert-neon:

    bumblegabe:

    Help me prove a point

    I have never reblogged anything faster.

    (via madame-hobbit)

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  9. chraystmaseve:

    omgoswin:

    kylesbogusjourney:

    Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.

    Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.

    Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.

     #OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS

    (via theacenightwatch)

    1 week ago  /  606,440 notes  /  Source: kylesbogusjourney

  10. shut-up-im-superman:

    "I don’t understand bisexuality, I don’t think it exists"

    well I don’t understand physics but you don’t see me floating off into space because gravity no longer applies to me

    (via lgbtlaughs)

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  12. kennyvee:

kennyvee:

liberalsarecool:

ppaction:

NOPE. 

Republicans talking shit AGAIN. This @GOP tweet is the literal opposite of what they believe, campaign, and how they vote.

They know that no matter how outrageously they lie, their base will still believe them.

I reblogged this a couple weeks ago, but I’m reblogging it again because after sending that tweet out on September 1st, Republicans blocked equal pay (yet again) just two weeks later.

    kennyvee:

    kennyvee:

    liberalsarecool:

    ppaction:

    NOPE. 

    Republicans talking shit AGAIN. This @GOP tweet is the literal opposite of what they believe, campaign, and how they vote.

    They know that no matter how outrageously they lie, their base will still believe them.

    I reblogged this a couple weeks ago, but I’m reblogging it again because after sending that tweet out on September 1st, Republicans blocked equal pay (yet again) just two weeks later.

    (via basukerotics)

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  13. ajinflames:

sweetlittlesunflower:

spontaneousmusicalnumber:

chusovitina:

hanamon:

kanaya-maryam-is-dead:

angryvriska:

cyberacat:

youtastedalektable:


she had a tough time getting out of the block pit

IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN I A BLOCK PIT THEN YOU DONT KNWO THE FEAR. IT SUCKS YOU IN DEEPER AS YOU TRY TO MOVE. IT’S LIKE THE MUGGLE’S DEVIL’S SNARE MAN.

YOU HAVE TO USE ALL YOUR STRENGTH TO GET OUT OF THOSE FUCKERS
OKAY
I HAVE BEEN IN ONE AND ITS LIKE SWIMMING IF YOU DON’T STOP MOVING YOU EITHER FLOAT OR SINK THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN

WE HAD THESE WHEN I USED TO BE IN GYMNASTICS AND I HATED THESE FUCKING THINGS THEY SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

I ONCE GOT STUCK AT THE BOTTOM OF ONE OF THESE AND WHEN PEOPLE CAME TO LOOK FOR ME, I GOT STEPPED ON TWICE

so when i was seven i got stuck at the bottom of one and i blacked out. apparently it took them 45 minutes to empty the pit enough to find me. my therapist believes this is why i have claustrophobia.

At least she’s face up. The worst is when you go in head first. I’ve been pulled out by my toes several times.

#FRIENDS I HAVE SOME ADVICE FOR YOU#DO NOT TRY TO WALK OR SWIM OUT OF A BLOCK PIT#GET YOURSELF HORIZONTAL#AND THEN ROLL OUT#IT WORKS JUST LIKE TANK TREADS GOING OVER UNEVEN TERRAIN#ITS THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN GET SOME TRACTION AND NOT GET SUCKED BACK IN
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST YOU UN-ATHLETIC FRICKERS
DONT PANIC
TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

Reblogging for Transform and rollout

    ajinflames:

    sweetlittlesunflower:

    spontaneousmusicalnumber:

    chusovitina:

    hanamon:

    kanaya-maryam-is-dead:

    angryvriska:

    cyberacat:

    youtastedalektable:

    she had a tough time getting out of the block pit

    IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN I A BLOCK PIT THEN YOU DONT KNWO THE FEAR. IT SUCKS YOU IN DEEPER AS YOU TRY TO MOVE. IT’S LIKE THE MUGGLE’S DEVIL’S SNARE MAN.

    YOU HAVE TO USE ALL YOUR STRENGTH TO GET OUT OF THOSE FUCKERS

    OKAY

    I HAVE BEEN IN ONE AND ITS LIKE SWIMMING IF YOU DON’T STOP MOVING YOU EITHER FLOAT OR SINK THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN

    WE HAD THESE WHEN I USED TO BE IN GYMNASTICS AND I HATED THESE FUCKING THINGS THEY SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

    I ONCE GOT STUCK AT THE BOTTOM OF ONE OF THESE AND WHEN PEOPLE CAME TO LOOK FOR ME, I GOT STEPPED ON TWICE

    so when i was seven i got stuck at the bottom of one and i blacked out. apparently it took them 45 minutes to empty the pit enough to find me. my therapist believes this is why i have claustrophobia.

    At least she’s face up. The worst is when you go in head first. I’ve been pulled out by my toes several times.

    YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST YOU UN-ATHLETIC FRICKERS

    DONT PANIC

    TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

    TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

    Reblogging for Transform and rollout

    (via madame-hobbit)

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